Chairmans Celebirty Show Blog

No one but Tank Turner can take your girlfriend on a date and offend her in ten different ways in two hours flat. Its what I do, he explains. Hes a professional asshole, hired to scare your cherished one into running right back into your unworthy arms. Hes played by Dane Cook, whoif youve seen his nine-episode HBO miniseries Tourgasm is a bit of an asshole himself. Tanks latest assignment is to take out his best friend/roommate Dustins (Jason Biggs) ex/co-worker, Alexis (Razzie nominee Kate Hudson), lest Dustin spend every future Saturday night of his life with his crate of porn tapes (for the record, the Lawrence of a Labia gag was used twice this year, the other time being in Zack and Miri Make a Porno ).

Chairmans Celebirty Show Blog